Disclaimer: this is a fictional work, any coincidence with reality is, well, coincidence... or something...
I told you years ago it would be like this. Having a nervous breakdown are we? Mwahahaha!
Plenty of us in the Nordic Horde Party have also looked at this. It is settled.
Iberia, the French samples we have, plus the British Neolithic samples tell us what the rest of France was like...
So now France is part of Britain? I see, I see who's "losing it".
Game over!
The megalithism stuff too. Forget it. Admit you didn't interpret stuff right.
It is about you because...
... because I'm stating the inconvenient truth, the obvious contradictions and limitations of the Pan-Indoeuropeanist ideology?
Do you only see the pictures or read the papers?
(Laughing)
I read cartoons only. Preferably manga with no text, all cries and extremely slow action designed to dumb down the newer generations.
But by all means, please keep the comedy rolling on.
Uh, alright. You want comedy, don't you?
Just be at peace with the fact your predictions based on modern DNA were wrong. And we the Nordic Horde Party has THE TRUTH. You can't fight against The Nordic Horde, just as Elcano could never even dream to circumnavigate the World on a rotten carrack.
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| J.S. Elcano, first person to sail around Earth |
(Elcano shows up from the Netherworld)
I did though!
Thanks buddy for clarifying that.
(Elcano vanishes in a puff of smoke)
Just, deal with the facts: with our alternative facts!
Everyone in Europe has Steppe ancestry. Basques too, Sardinians too, everyone belongs to the Nordic Horde, hierarchically organized by greater purity of Nordic Horde ancestry!
... conveniently deformed by forced pseudoanalyses so the Brits and Germans retain top-dog position in your Nordicist revised hierarchy rather than being semi-Basque? I see...
... they also influenced the Basque despite the fact Basque speak a non-Indo European language. 20-30% contribution.
Uh, here it says zero contribution. And here too, and here, and here, and here...
Nein, nein, nein, Impossible!
Is R1b Z2103 in Yamnaya not good enough for you?
No. It's a very high distinct branch within M269 and has no direct relation with either S116 nor U106, nor their direct precursors, M412, etc.
Deny, deny, deny. Eventually you'll accept the truth.
You're completely insane, but at the very least try and get the facts right. Our facts, our alternative facts!
Ancient DNA will never prove you right. You will have to deal with this sooner or later. And if it does: we'll claim it is 'dubious', 'contaminated', whatever we need to impose our doctrine, because remember that a lie repeated one thousand times becomes truth, mwahahaha!
Truth defends itself.
There's a new paper coming... I have connections, I know the future, mwahahaha! I'll enjoy seeing you try and squirm your way out of what you just said after you see the results.
I heard that before and most of the time it was nothing like you imagined.
There's no getting away from it.
OK, abracadabra, whatever, agur.
